Privacy Policy

This Privacy Policy explains how The Crack’d Egg and any affiliated companies collect, use, and protect information from visitors to our website, thecrackdegg.com. By using this site, you agree to the terms of this policy.

1. Information We Collect

We may collect the following types of information when you interact with our site:

Contact information (such as your name and email address) when you sign up for our newsletter or submit a contact form.

Messages and inquiries that you send us through contact forms.

Usage information such as IP addresses, browser type, and pages visited, collected automatically by our hosting provider and through tools like Google Analytics.

Cookies and tracking data from third-party services (e.g., YouTube embeds, social media widgets, and ads).

2. How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect to:

Send newsletters if you’ve signed up.

Respond to questions or requests submitted through our contact form.

Improve our website and content using analytics data.

Display videos, ads, and other embedded third-party content.

3. Sharing of Information

We do not sell your personal information. However, we may share information with:

Service providers who help us run the site (such as our email provider or hosting company).

Analytics and advertising partners (such as Google Analytics, YouTube, and social media platforms).

4. Cookies and Tracking

Our website uses cookies and similar technologies to improve your experience and to allow third-party services (like Google Analytics, YouTube, and ad networks) to function. You can control cookies through your browser settings.

5. Your Choices

You may unsubscribe from our newsletter at any time by clicking the “unsubscribe” link in any email.

You may disable cookies in your browser, though some features of our site may not work properly.

If you are located in a region with specific privacy rights (such as the EU or California), you may have additional rights regarding access, correction, or deletion of your data. Contact us for more details.

6. Data Security

We take reasonable steps to protect your information, but please note that no method of transmission over the internet is completely secure.

7. Satire Disclaimer

The Crack’d Egg is a satirical news publication that produces comedic, exaggerated, and fictionalized commentary on real people, public figures, and current events.
Our articles, videos, and media are intended for humor, entertainment, and parody purposes only.

While we may reference real names, organizations, and events, our content is not intended to be interpreted as factual reporting. Any resemblance to real events or statements, beyond intentional parody or commentary, is purely coincidental.

All content is created and published under the protection of free speech and parody laws, including the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution and Section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Act (Fair Use).

8. Copyright Notice

All original content on The Crack’d Egg, including text, articles, artwork, videos, and graphics, is the intellectual property of The Crack’d Egg unless otherwise stated.
Reproduction, republication, modification, or distribution of any material from this site without express written permission is strictly prohibited.

We actively monitor for copyright infringement and reserve the right to take legal or administrative action against any unauthorized use, plagiarism, or redistribution of our materials.

9. Copyright Concerns or Takedown Requests

At The Crack’d Egg, we strive to respect the intellectual property rights of others. While our content is often satirical, parody-based, or transformative, we recognize that mistakes can occur.

If you believe that your copyrighted material has been used on our site without proper authorization, please contact us at contact@thecrackdegg.com.
In your message, please include:

A description of the copyrighted material and where it appears on our site.

Your contact information.

A clear explanation of your concern.

We are committed to reviewing all copyright-related inquiries civilly and in good faith.
If, after discussion and review, we are deemed to be in the wrong, we will promptly remove or modify the content in question.
We appreciate respectful communication and will always aim to resolve issues amicably and fairly.

10. Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, satire disclaimer, or copyright notice, you can contact us at:

The Crack’d Egg
Email: contact@thecrackdegg.com